EDITORS’ NOTES: Apply this thin layer as required.

Anti, Uncle, and Cousin Septic. I’ve trialled them all in this garment, and they’re looking pretty slick, I must say. Whether you have genes with holes in like us or sport a finer weave, this can be paired up or down pretty effortlessly.

If symptoms persist, work it! (I know… I can’t believe I said that either).

Model measures 12’3” and wears whatever he wants, when he wants. So should you.

EDITION I: 55 per colourway.

* gratefully made to order.

SIZE & FIT: This T-Shirt is a regular fit, 100% organic cotton, and true to size, so take your normal size. Or if (as you may have read me write too many times) like me, you prefer a slightly looser look, I can recommend sizing up one.

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